Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
you traded sex for a burrito?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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