and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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