I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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