But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
