Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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