It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I supernannyed him into submission
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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