why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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