But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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