Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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