I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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