i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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