in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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