And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
time to smoke my breakfast
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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