drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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