Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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