it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
