its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
