i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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