I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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