I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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