She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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