ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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