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I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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