Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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