Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i just google imaged poop.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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