you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
The beer is more important than you right now.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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