i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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