Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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