Just mADE A PArabola og urine
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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