so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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