Sober January is a disaster.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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