I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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