What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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