Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Shame is for Republicans.
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