that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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