Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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