Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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