So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
do nipples grow back?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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