The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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