Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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