real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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