So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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