question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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