so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
