i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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