tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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