I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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