Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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