South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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