Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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