He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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