Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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