the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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