oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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