I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize