New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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