Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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